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04-07-2012 03:53 PM
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04-07-2012 03:55 PM
1. take socks off
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Used a combination of hand and old boxers followed by shampoo to cleanse hand.

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What did you do then?
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04-07-2012 07:29 PM
Got bogged down in the bog eh mate? Bad news, I'm really sorry that happened to you.

On a related note I had to clean shit-water off the floor last night after clogging up ye-old shitter.
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