crypsis
a.k.a. Deadcode

Location: A shithole in the midlands.
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quote: Originally posted by Ibunshi
yeah i heard that too, i heard that when they found him, it was in a big pool of his own semen.. he had got caught in a constant ejaculation.. all that was left of him was this bag of skin and bones.. and semen... poor bastard.. after the cremation they found his testicles still intact, hard, shiny and without a scratch, laying there in the ashes (what a man!!!)
since testies that migthy cannot be destroyed, they have been given a funeral and sunk into the deepest ocean to protect them from greedy people to put their filthy hands upon what the native swedes used to call 'the twin stars' or 'the light bringers'
I heard this too.
Although in the version I heard his gonads were more like raisins, really old ones. Apparently the guy who found them mistook them for actual small dried fruit and fed them to his gerbil.
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FishLick:
"the way it's been goin here over the last 6-12 months, DOA is just another angry internet geekfest, ruined by 16yr/o+ rightwing virgin yanks who keep poisonous animals in cages, collect ninja weapons and listen to dnb because it's extreme yet u don't need eyeliner and a razor blade and u can smoke weed n drink.
We are basically a bunch of wankers posting shit on the internet with a break in the background. "
Octan:
"thanks. three hours of work killed in a bold language crypsis owns three hours."
Some randomer on YouTube:
Leveticus chapter 7 verse 5: Thou shalt not bring forth by wish G_d's last times. He alone knows the power of the Amen.
Did you know Lucifer was booted out of heaven for over-compressing his snares?
You have been warned.
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