Anyone know how to get semen/cum stains out of comforter?

Oct 12, 2005

  1. jenssey Back on the East coast

    jenssey
    3,179 posts
    Since Jul 10, 2005
    Yeah... I was asked :teeth:

    But I told him just a towel with water... that's what I always used. Any other suggestions?
  2. Chrissy cake bitch

    Chrissy
    13,401 posts
    Since Sep 19, 2001
  3. dekonstruktr

    dekonstruktr
    11,323 posts
    Since Oct 26, 2004
    has Tek been watching Urutsokidoji again?
  4. proximity Banned by DOA

    proximity
    16,194 posts
    Since Nov 8, 2004
    just stop sleeping around
  5. def0 Wild

    def0
    8,866 posts
    Since Aug 31, 2004
    Toss it in the washing machine.
  6. harvey birdman ***** General

    harvey birdman
    775 posts
    Since Nov 22, 2004
  7. Quantrex Cam

    Quantrex
    135 posts
    Since Jan 27, 2004
    First you need preventative measures to take place:

    Full body condom
    [​IMG]
  8. Zartek

    Zartek
    4,709 posts
    Since Mar 27, 2005
    semen/cum?

    Why not one or the other? :confused:



    Back on topic... listen to the guy who reccomended the straw. :teeth:
  9. KD

    KD
    6,413 posts
    Since Feb 8, 2001
    You mean a duvet right? You should try getting jizz stains out of your beard! Not easy.... erm, so I hear.... like :eek:
  10. Chris ILL

    Chris ILL
    10,287 posts
    Since Dec 18, 2001
    you mean they don't teach that in your studies? :teeth:
  11. World Renowned

    World Renowned
    25,174 posts
    Since Nov 28, 2001
    cover the whole bed in jizz so it blends in
  12. def0 Wild

    def0
    8,866 posts
    Since Aug 31, 2004
    :laughing: now there's a forward thinking man
  13. David Florida

    David Florida
    233 posts
    Since Jan 17, 2002
    Semen: There is no lovemaking without spilling this, on occasions at least. You can get it out of clothing or furnishings either with a stiff brush, when the stain has dried or with a diluted solution of sodium bicarbonate.

    From The Joy of Sex by Dr. Alex Comfort.

    I assure you...my knowledge on the subject stems from an interest which is purely scientific in nature.

    :teeth:
  14. Parker _________________________

    Parker
    8,713 posts
    Since Sep 25, 2001
    :laughing:
  15. jenssey Back on the East coast

    jenssey
    3,179 posts
    Since Jul 10, 2005
    :confused:
  16. tekloid el diablo blanco

    tekloid
    11,293 posts
    Since Mar 2, 2001
    Do you have a dog? My old one used to clean up bad aims really well.

    :fire: RIP gizzloid.
  17. jenssey Back on the East coast

    jenssey
    3,179 posts
    Since Jul 10, 2005
    :smashed:
  18. dekonstruktr

    dekonstruktr
    11,323 posts
    Since Oct 26, 2004
    does that straw have a bloodstain on it?

    :eek:
  19. felix the cat banned.

    felix the cat
    1,240 posts
    Since Sep 14, 2002
    having a duvet with a washable cover is the key.
  20. re[fl3x] fishfinger

    re[fl3x]
    5,438 posts
    Since Oct 7, 2003
    ikea for beginners?
  21. disable

    disable
    47,969 posts
    Since Apr 28, 2002
    .....at a laundry mat
  22. VANISM

    VANISM
    294 posts
    Since Jul 7, 2005
    Stains a stain....if its too late and has actually STAINED the blanklet, sorry yo but its there forever.


    I had a few stains on a pillow cases before and I just could not get em out...the pillow cases were dark blue btw
  23. seckle nyc

    seckle nyc
    7,919 posts
    Since Mar 26, 2003
    you had to ask doa about this? wtf. wash that shit.
  24. CriTicaLmAsS I love lamp

    CriTicaLmAsS
    3,686 posts
    Since Jul 10, 2004
    Your dog used to mop up your jizz?? :puke:
  25. tekloid el diablo blanco

    tekloid
    11,293 posts
    Since Mar 2, 2001
    Patiently plotting to lap up potentially straying strands of people paste. by tekloid;

    Patiently plotting to lap up potentially straying strands of people paste.
    The gizzloid would lick clean my undies as well. You see my friend, I have this bad problem with Taco Bell!
    Resourceful little pup he was through to the end, vigorously licking anything and everything for hours and hours on end!
    Except for my penis, oddly enough he just wouldn't concede! Not even with penut butter smeared on or asking pretty pretty please!
    A dog with limits as you can clearly see, though he would take it up the ass every so often for a hit of E!






    :teeth:
  26. mmmkay

    mmmkay
    4,395 posts
    Since Apr 14, 2003

    :laughing: :eek: