Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night

Sep 4, 2011 | Music Board

  1. Ilitirit

    Ilitirit

    Ilitirit

    41,406 posts
    Since May 14, 2001
    http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-in-one-night-30097/

    anyone wanna try to beat his record?
  2. Conviction Banned by DOA

    Conviction

    Conviction Banned by DOA

    3,672 posts
    Since Sep 9, 2010
    Is it even possible to masturbate that much without going flaccid? :smashed:

    :laughing:
  3. ocelot put stazi

    ocelot

    ocelot put stazi

    34,065 posts
    Since Dec 27, 2005
    only 42?
  4. Lazarus Long Classic Beagle

    Lazarus Long

    Lazarus Long Classic Beagle

    1,138 posts
    Since Apr 7, 2003
    Whats the official cause of death when you die after masturbating that much?
  5. rikardob Cultured.

    rikardob

    rikardob Cultured.

    17,966 posts
    Since Feb 28, 2005
    Was his mother keeping count?
  6. your mate a mate of yours

    your mate

    your mate a mate of yours

    49 posts
    Since Feb 22, 2011
    how do they know he tossed off 42 times, did he keep a tally?
  7. Conviction Banned by DOA

    Conviction

    Conviction Banned by DOA

    3,672 posts
    Since Sep 9, 2010
    Probably counted how many tissues he'd used before the cause of his death.


    hello mate.
  8. S.A.S No thanks mate!

    S.A.S

    S.A.S No thanks mate!

    2,363 posts
    Since Jul 18, 2006
  9. ocelot put stazi

    ocelot

    ocelot put stazi

    34,065 posts
    Since Dec 27, 2005
    darwin award contender though.

    and the eulogy will be awkwaaaaard
  10. discostu28 Banned by DOA

    discostu28

    discostu28 Banned by DOA

    6,537 posts
    Since Jan 6, 2005
    they're stressing the straight porn too much IMO.

    too much shame to bear, i expect.
  11. the mysteron

    the mysteron

    the mysteron

    2,052 posts
    Since Jul 24, 2005
  12. blaze dis one Registered Loser

    blaze dis one

    blaze dis one Registered Loser

    3,736 posts
    Since Jul 6, 2002

    "Fatal Climactic W ankathon"
  13. mr meh

    mr meh

    mr meh

    568 posts
    Since Jan 10, 2011
    Did he shoot his load every time too?
  14. 2turntables ♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭

    2turntables

    2turntables ♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭

    16,367 posts
    Since Dec 6, 2005

    dehydration
  15. cool mr croc een bolleke alstublieft

    cool mr croc

    cool mr croc een bolleke alstublieft

    31,277 posts
    Since Apr 12, 2004
  16. terra.firma

    terra.firma

    terra.firma

    3,218 posts
    Since Mar 9, 2004
    beta as fuck
  17. minimal

    minimal

    minimal

    10,347 posts
    Since Apr 6, 2005
    I think it's fake.
  18. Venkmon GAK 4

    Venkmon

    Venkmon GAK 4

    6,821 posts
    Since Jan 9, 2007
    42 times?? You sure? I heard it was 43........
  19. Brendan Brady Islamic terrorist

    Brendan Brady

    Brendan Brady Islamic terrorist

    4,252 posts
    Since Feb 9, 2011
    Yep. It is written by someone pretending to be literate posting on some Hiphop site. Think that puts it a few rungs below most tabloids.

    Imagine the only acute danger would be infection from soft tissue injuries. It would mess your health up.
  20. minimal

    minimal

    minimal

    10,347 posts
    Since Apr 6, 2005
    lol yep
  21. Conviction Banned by DOA

    Conviction

    Conviction Banned by DOA

    3,672 posts
    Since Sep 9, 2010
    If it is a fake, it still raises the question. Can you die if you did masturbate 42 times? Which then raises another question. Is it even possible to do so without going floppy without viagra or other sexual stimulants? :question:

    Someone call Myth Busters, it's going to get messy!
  22. drumbeat agenda

    drumbeat agenda

    drumbeat agenda

    1,546 posts
    Since Jan 24, 2010
    I can say from experience that it is hard to do when you get past 5 times. It hurts after a while from the vigorous rubbing and sore throbbing. I doubt one would be able to humanly bare I such violence for 42 times. Near the end it turns into this bubbly froth also. Our bodies have a way of saying no more no matter what.
  23. Psy Klone [psyonix]

    Psy Klone

    Psy Klone [psyonix]

    3,532 posts
    Since Mar 19, 2002
    :script:

  24. alex99

    alex99

    alex99

    343 posts
    Since Oct 30, 2003
  25. DEFTIL You're a wizard, Harry.

    DEFTIL

    DEFTIL You're a wizard, Harry.

    6,979 posts
    Since Aug 31, 2004
    thank god i never went past 41
  26. grotbagz dilly dally lama

    grotbagz

    grotbagz dilly dally lama

    367 posts
    Since Aug 28, 2011
    His cock must have been like a deflated balloon.


    EDIT: Coincidentely, the answer to the meaning of life and the universe is 42.
  27. DrinkFromTheStink

    DrinkFromTheStink

    DrinkFromTheStink

    413 posts
    Since Feb 20, 2011
    "People" from Brazil are stupid religious nutters. Stop posting garbage from that third world stinkhole.
  28. 2turntables ♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭

    2turntables

    2turntables ♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭

    16,367 posts
    Since Dec 6, 2005
    attreyu, is that you ?
  29. luthatron \o/ ♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭ \o/

    luthatron

    luthatron \o/ ♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭ \o/

    46,502 posts
    Since Feb 3, 2004
    lol good spot.
  30. Brecht Inaugural DOA Poker Tournament Champ

    Brecht

    Brecht Inaugural DOA Poker Tournament Champ

    25,110 posts
    Since Mar 5, 2004
    Do you just search for 'attreyu" or "Megajon" every tome you come on here.
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