Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night

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  1. Ilitirit

    Ilitirit

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    http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-in-one-night-30097/

    anyone wanna try to beat his record?
  2. Conviction Banned by DOA

    Conviction

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    Is it even possible to masturbate that much without going flaccid? :smashed:

    :laughing:
  3. ocelot put stazi

    ocelot

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    only 42?
  4. Lazarus Long Classic Beagle

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    Whats the official cause of death when you die after masturbating that much?
  5. rikardob Cultured.

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    Was his mother keeping count?
  6. your mate a mate of yours

    your mate

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    how do they know he tossed off 42 times, did he keep a tally?
  7. Conviction Banned by DOA

    Conviction

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    Probably counted how many tissues he'd used before the cause of his death.


    hello mate.
  8. S.A.S No thanks mate!

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    S.A.S No thanks mate!

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  9. ocelot put stazi

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    darwin award contender though.

    and the eulogy will be awkwaaaaard
  10. discostu28 Banned by DOA

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    they're stressing the straight porn too much IMO.

    too much shame to bear, i expect.
  11. the mysteron

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  12. blaze dis one Registered Loser

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  13. mr meh

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    Did he shoot his load every time too?
  14. 2turntables ♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭

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    dehydration
  15. cool mr croc een bolleke alstublieft

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  16. terra.firma

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    beta as fuck
  17. minimal

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    I think it's fake.
  18. Venkmon GAK 4

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    42 times?? You sure? I heard it was 43........
  19. Brendan Brady Islamic terrorist

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    Yep. It is written by someone pretending to be literate posting on some Hiphop site. Think that puts it a few rungs below most tabloids.

    Imagine the only acute danger would be infection from soft tissue injuries. It would mess your health up.
  20. minimal

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    lol yep
  21. Conviction Banned by DOA

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    If it is a fake, it still raises the question. Can you die if you did masturbate 42 times? Which then raises another question. Is it even possible to do so without going floppy without viagra or other sexual stimulants? :question:

    Someone call Myth Busters, it's going to get messy!
  22. drumbeat agenda

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    I can say from experience that it is hard to do when you get past 5 times. It hurts after a while from the vigorous rubbing and sore throbbing. I doubt one would be able to humanly bare I such violence for 42 times. Near the end it turns into this bubbly froth also. Our bodies have a way of saying no more no matter what.
  23. Psy Klone [psyonix]

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  24. alex99

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  25. DEFTIL You're a wizard, Harry.

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    thank god i never went past 41
  26. grotbagz dilly dally lama

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    His cock must have been like a deflated balloon.


    EDIT: Coincidentely, the answer to the meaning of life and the universe is 42.
  27. DrinkFromTheStink

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    "People" from Brazil are stupid religious nutters. Stop posting garbage from that third world stinkhole.
  28. 2turntables ♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭

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    attreyu, is that you ?
  29. luthatron \o/

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    lol good spot.
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    Do you just search for 'attreyu" or "Megajon" every tome you come on here.
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