haha I'll never go to the united states even for anything in the world

Mar 22, 2012

  1. techskunk Banned by DOA

    techskunk
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    Since May 5, 2011
    my pathetic mate showed me some massive black ppl gay gang bang

    I swear I ain't stepping to that shithole NEVER. After all the shit happening there, now I see like 10 black dudes sucking each other's dicks after eating a huge pizza

    they lured me like 'hey check out our friends from LA' and I think holy shit that's weird.

    then we chat and suddenly these guys are cock sucking

    only in America. and in Europe too OK, but seriously shit's rare here I guess..
    I swear after all the shit happening in he usa not necessarily this what I saw, all the other stuff, it's just so scary to me. You can't even live a civil life in the states IMO. Shit's mad!

    Never ever stepping to the states for anything in the world, and might possibly HAVE to go at some point (I'm not sure about it yet but it's a possibility)

    weeeeeeeeeeeeird

    USA , sucks. and a very few USAers aren't complete weirdos bro.
  2. bennytwohats

    bennytwohats
    3,001 posts
    Since Jul 15, 2008
    I'm sure they're gutted.
  3. techskunk Banned by DOA

    techskunk
    2,715 posts
    Since May 5, 2011
    who said anything about this.. wanna suck a dog dick bruv?
  4. Russel Arnold BA, BM BCh, PhD, MRCP, DTM&H, FRCGP, DRCOG

    Russel Arnold
    3,380 posts
    Since Oct 14, 2009
    you seem to talking about sucking penises quite often.
  5. Absolutely SUPER Banned by DOA

    Absolutely SUPER
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    LGBT rights in Slovenia
    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Same-sex sexual activity legal? Male legal since 1977,
    female was never criminalized
    Gender identity/expression -
    Military service Gays and lesbians allowed to serve
    Family rights
    Recognition of
    relationships Registered partnerships since 2006,
    no same-sex marriage
    Adoption planned[1]

    Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) individuals persons in Slovenia may face some challenges not experienced by non-LGBT residents, though the Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) laws make Slovenia one of the most progressive country of the former Yugoslavia.

    The lesbian and gay movement has been active in Ljubljana since 1984, when MAGNUS, the gay section at ŠKUC (Students Cultural Centre, Ljubljana), was founded as the "Cultural Organisation for Socialisation of Homosexuality." A pro-lesbian feminist group, Lilit, was started in 1985, followed in 1987 by LL, a lesbian group within ŠKUC. In 1990 Magnus and LL founded the national lesbian and gay campaigning organisation, Roza Klub.
  6. DrinkFromTheStink

    DrinkFromTheStink
    413 posts
    Since Feb 20, 2011
  7. bennytwohats

    bennytwohats
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    Since Jul 15, 2008
    :laughing:
  8. Robbo Delicious

    Robbo Delicious
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    Since Apr 12, 2006
  9. pijin :teeth: alwayse

    pijin
    6,080 posts
    Since Nov 14, 2007
    what if there is a warehouse in arizona full of unopened vhs copies of.......
  10. Ibunshi Mpc Pilot

    Ibunshi
    8,399 posts
    Since Jun 8, 2007
    you woudlnt go for anything in the world?

    what if they payed for the tickets and handed over VG Roots when you arrived?







    ...obviously you would also have to partake in suckage of the human male genitalia, as such is custom to all new visitors in the US... just do it man.. remember its only gay if you like it, its like going to the dentist, you may accept taking a little prick to help with the pain, but it doesnt mean you enjoy it, you just do it because its for the best. i think you should do it because its best for you :smile:
  11. Robbo Delicious

    Robbo Delicious
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    Since Apr 12, 2006
    Would you sit on a stool upholstered with leather made from a whale's foreskin?
  12. Absolutely SUPER Banned by DOA

    Absolutely SUPER
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    Since Jan 21, 2011
    What about a cock in the eye? You can close your eye, all you have to do is accept a penis being rhythmically nudged into your eye-socket for a short while.

    Would you do that for the tape?
  13. Robbo Delicious

    Robbo Delicious
    22,830 posts
    Since Apr 12, 2006
    What about if a gay guy runs at you with a stiffy, would you punch him in the cock?
  14. Robbo Delicious

    Robbo Delicious
    22,830 posts
    Since Apr 12, 2006
    What if you were driving your car and your brakes failed as you started going down a steep hill. You need to shift down but your mate has replaced the standard gear stick with a false bellend.
  15. pijin :teeth: alwayse

    pijin
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    Since Nov 14, 2007
  16. techskunk Banned by DOA

    techskunk
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    Since May 5, 2011
  17. Absolutely SUPER Banned by DOA

    Absolutely SUPER
    600 posts
    Since Jan 21, 2011
    You're on the roof of a burning building 6 stories up. The flames are about to engulf you and there's no way down. There's a skip full of spunk on the street right below you which could save your fall.

    What do you do?
  18. Funk45

    Funk45
    540 posts
    Since Feb 25, 2009
    embrace your true feelings

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  19. Robbo Delicious

    Robbo Delicious
    22,830 posts
    Since Apr 12, 2006
    Then suddenly a rescue chopper appears and drops a rope. However, entangled in the end of the rope, presumably as a result of a mishap in a previous rescue, is a large penis. Do you accept the rope?
  20. techskunk Banned by DOA

    techskunk
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    Since May 5, 2011
  21. Funk45

    Funk45
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    Since Feb 25, 2009
    Are you telling me you wouldn't go to the states for this?

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  22. Edgell

    Edgell
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    Since Nov 5, 2007
    we aren't as empathetic to mental illness over here, probably not the best bet to cross over the pond :wink:
  23. techskunk Banned by DOA

    techskunk
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    Since May 5, 2011
    ya I've been ill for 9 years now, seriously I still think vg roots is real. Must be def. 9 years of mental illness :laughing::laughing::laughing:

    love it how the first thing you have to say in defense of the states is that I'm supposedly mentally ill

    even if I'd be, what's the point in trashing that? it's like you'd trash someone who has cancer.

    fuck off cunt

    USA sucks.
  24. Funk45

    Funk45
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    Since Feb 25, 2009
  25. QUADE

    QUADE
    7,700 posts
    Since Feb 27, 2001
    Come on bro, no need to be irrational, we'd love to have you here. :wink:
  26. ciddic

    ciddic
    448 posts
    Since Apr 22, 2007

    Haha that is funny. I live near this place. Didn't even know if it was still open.
  27. barryon Fiddely Dee. Rumpity Doo.

    barryon
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    Since Dec 9, 2008
    See my sig.
  28. ChavXL Drinking the banner ads

    ChavXL
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    Since Feb 6, 2005
    :clap: :laughing:
  29. courier RinsingAgentRA

    courier
    34,606 posts
    Since Aug 1, 2003
    what's wrong with pizza?
  30. parsley

    parsley
    6,610 posts
    Since Apr 25, 2004
    has jan hammer paid a visit to young fossy again?