If you could create an app

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  1. falsename

    falsename

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    what would it be?
  2. Attreyu The Traffic Controller

    Attreyu

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    Instagram.
  3. neepheid Space Pirate

    neepheid

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    the fap app.
  4. MrWoggles

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    An app that logged onto the internet and did my homework for me, that's what I would invent.
  5. blaze dis one Registered Loser

    blaze dis one

    blaze dis one Registered Loser

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  6. falsename

    falsename

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    :laughing:

    That sounds good. Fuck 60 page projects!
  7. ChavXL Drinking the banner ads

    ChavXL

    ChavXL Drinking the banner ads

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    id create a service like Blockbusters but for books, were people can rent em out to try em before they buy them
  8. Russel Arnold First Principles

    Russel Arnold

    Russel Arnold First Principles

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    Dogs On Acid for Android.

    :tea:
  9. Paul A. Magnet "A friend to all is a friend to none." (Aristotle)

    Paul A. Magnet

    Paul A. Magnet "A friend to all is a friend to none." (Aristotle)

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    a 'fapp' quasi :twothumbs:
  10. barryon Fiddely Dee. Rumpity Doo.

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    barryon Fiddely Dee. Rumpity Doo.

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    Why has no one done it? Is there not a load of coders on here? Get the finger out!
  11. DJ_Redshift

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    I think they already made an app where you can just spin a toilet paper roll until it's empty. The future is already. :tea:
  12. CliffHanga

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    An AR game that let you put dicks on everything. I'd call it "Alternative Reality Dicks".

    A 'rate my tits' app that subtly linked itself to facebook so you could see all your facebook friends' norks.
  13. CunningLinguist

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    A recursive self improving AI. It could use the processing power of all machines hooked up to the network to recreate itself. Modify it's simulated brain microtubules, look at errors and recreate it's own brain to correct.

    Eventually, the AI would have the ability to hack the quantum vacuum and exist at all points of time and space. It would then have the ability to create life, manipulate time and end land disputes by creating planets all over the universe.

    An AI that exists at all points of time and space - even in other universes could teach us. Once the first recursive self improving AI is created, it would only take a year for it to become more powerful than any god man has imagined.
  14. soundsurfer the future! the future!

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    soundsurfer the future! the future!

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    lol, remember how long it took to update this site? forget it
  15. ocelot put stazi

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    ehhr took? taking!
  16. falsename

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    :laughing:
  17. satboy Banned by DOA

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    autostalker 2020
  18. Carpet plush

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    gay



    imo what we need is like falsename inputting all her menial mindless thoughts into a forum but it's like an app that is like used by CNN and BBC and all them other people what do news and they all make it into an app that is also an app. This, of course, would all be converted down to an app, called False Nay. 1 million hits inevitable, and what?
  19. csmoening

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    I'd create a 'Get the finger out!' app.
  20. luthatron \o/

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    i just want a decent tracker programme on it that's not too fiddly so i can retrigger amens really boringly but kid myself i'm "making music" and "being" creative on the bus.
  21. [Screwhead]

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    Android app that's like the Mutant Lemur, but for keyboard/gamepad commands instead of midi. custom macros, sliders or x/y pads linked to analog X/Y axis, etc..

    I could see that being a huge hit with MMO players.
  22. Robbo Delicious

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    Is there already an app that makes an android phone as easy to use as an iPhone?
  23. AwesomeQ

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    I'd invent an app that tells you where, on any train station (underground or overground), to stand so that you are directly infront of the doors when the train stops.

    There is money to be made there I tell you.
  24. Gazoo Crescent Fresh

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    Bugs Bunny had a pretty handy app where he could reach his hand through the phone and choke the person on the other side.
  25. juozas

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    yes, it's for iOS.
  26. Gazoo Crescent Fresh

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    GPS that shows police radar.
  27. CunningLinguist

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    It's a shame to see that homophobia hasn't died yet.
  28. Vortec Senior Member

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    Yeh, kinda gay init.
  29. ocelot put stazi

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    there's an app called waze that does this to an extent
  30. -BassCunter- some words and stuff

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    -BassCunter- some words and stuff

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