If you could create an app

Apr 12, 2012

  1. falsename

    falsename
    5,148 posts
    Since Oct 16, 2010
    what would it be?
  2. Attreyu The Traffic Controller

    Attreyu
    10,388 posts
    Since Mar 17, 2005
    Instagram.
  3. neepheid Space Pirate

    neepheid
    5,250 posts
    Since Feb 28, 2012
    the fap app.
  4. MrWoggles Guest

    MrWoggles
    2,789 posts
    Since Jun 21, 2009
    An app that logged onto the internet and did my homework for me, that's what I would invent.
  5. blaze dis one Registered Loser

    blaze dis one
    3,562 posts
    Since Jul 6, 2002
    "rate my anus"
  6. falsename

    falsename
    5,148 posts
    Since Oct 16, 2010
    :laughing:

    That sounds good. Fuck 60 page projects!
  7. ChavXL Drinking the banner ads

    ChavXL
    30,583 posts
    Since Feb 6, 2005
    id create a service like Blockbusters but for books, were people can rent em out to try em before they buy them
  8. Russel Arnold BA, BM BCh, PhD, MRCP, DTM&H, FRCGP, DRCOG

    Russel Arnold
    3,374 posts
    Since Oct 14, 2009
    Dogs On Acid for Android.

    :tea:
  9. Paul A. Magnet Dannyjel

    Paul A. Magnet
    3,403 posts
    Since Oct 14, 2007
    a 'fapp' quasi :twothumbs:
  10. barryon Fiddely Dee. Rumpity Doo.

    barryon
    4,051 posts
    Since Dec 9, 2008

    Why has no one done it? Is there not a load of coders on here? Get the finger out!
  11. DJ_Redshift

    DJ_Redshift
    914 posts
    Since Mar 10, 2012
    I think they already made an app where you can just spin a toilet paper roll until it's empty. The future is already. :tea:
  12. CliffHanga

    CliffHanga
    4,772 posts
    Since Feb 6, 2005
    An AR game that let you put dicks on everything. I'd call it "Alternative Reality Dicks".

    A 'rate my tits' app that subtly linked itself to facebook so you could see all your facebook friends' norks.
  13. CunningLinguist Unimatrix Zero

    CunningLinguist
    28,889 posts
    Since Apr 20, 2001
    A recursive self improving AI. It could use the processing power of all machines hooked up to the network to recreate itself. Modify it's simulated brain microtubules, look at errors and recreate it's own brain to correct.

    Eventually, the AI would have the ability to hack the quantum vacuum and exist at all points of time and space. It would then have the ability to create life, manipulate time and end land disputes by creating planets all over the universe.

    An AI that exists at all points of time and space - even in other universes could teach us. Once the first recursive self improving AI is created, it would only take a year for it to become more powerful than any god man has imagined.
  14. soundsurfer the future! the future!

    soundsurfer
    12,461 posts
    Since Nov 12, 2004

    lol, remember how long it took to update this site? forget it
  15. ocelot

    ocelot
    33,900 posts
    Since Dec 27, 2005
    ehhr took? taking!
  16. falsename

    falsename
    5,148 posts
    Since Oct 16, 2010
    :laughing:
  17. satboy Banned by DOA

    satboy
    744 posts
    Since Mar 10, 2012
    autostalker 2020
  18. Carpet plush

    Carpet
    9,635 posts
    Since Apr 3, 2008
    gay



    imo what we need is like falsename inputting all her menial mindless thoughts into a forum but it's like an app that is like used by CNN and BBC and all them other people what do news and they all make it into an app that is also an app. This, of course, would all be converted down to an app, called False Nay. 1 million hits inevitable, and what?
  19. csmoening

    csmoening
    219 posts
    Since Mar 11, 2009
    I'd create a 'Get the finger out!' app.
  20. luthatron \o/ Lord Wavey \o/

    luthatron
    42,225 posts
    Since Feb 3, 2004
    i just want a decent tracker programme on it that's not too fiddly so i can retrigger amens really boringly but kid myself i'm "making music" and "being" creative on the bus.
  21. [Screwhead]

    [Screwhead]
    6,539 posts
    Since Apr 1, 2004
    Android app that's like the Mutant Lemur, but for keyboard/gamepad commands instead of midi. custom macros, sliders or x/y pads linked to analog X/Y axis, etc..

    I could see that being a huge hit with MMO players.
  22. Robbo Delicious

    Robbo Delicious
    22,830 posts
    Since Apr 12, 2006
    Is there already an app that makes an android phone as easy to use as an iPhone?
  23. AwesomeQ

    AwesomeQ
    1,492 posts
    Since Jun 24, 2008
    I'd invent an app that tells you where, on any train station (underground or overground), to stand so that you are directly infront of the doors when the train stops.

    There is money to be made there I tell you.
  24. Gazoo Crescent Fresh

    Gazoo
    621 posts
    Since Jul 1, 2010
    Bugs Bunny had a pretty handy app where he could reach his hand through the phone and choke the person on the other side.
  25. juozas

    juozas
    429 posts
    Since Jul 1, 2005
    yes, it's for iOS.
  26. Gazoo Crescent Fresh

    Gazoo
    621 posts
    Since Jul 1, 2010
    GPS that shows police radar.
  27. CunningLinguist Unimatrix Zero

    CunningLinguist
    28,889 posts
    Since Apr 20, 2001
    It's a shame to see that homophobia hasn't died yet.
  28. Vortec Senior Member

    Vortec
    278 posts
    Since Dec 20, 2004
    Yeh, kinda gay init.
  29. ocelot

    ocelot
    33,900 posts
    Since Dec 27, 2005
    there's an app called waze that does this to an extent
  30. -BassCunter- some words and stuff

    -BassCunter-
    848 posts
    Since Jan 23, 2010
    :laughing: