I'm a liberal because....

Apr 13, 2012

  1. Tits McGee

    Tits McGee
    439 posts
    Since Jan 4, 2012
    - I believe that if people don't succeed it's always someone else's fault.

    - we must always accept other cultures and always hate our own.

    - I believe I am entitled to success even if I do nothing to achieve it.

    - I know nothing of history and I refuse to learn from the mistakes of the present.

    - when something SOUNDS good it must BE good.

    - I'm entitled to the money you earned but you're not.

    - I believe class warfare will lead to a better society.

    - I want what you have but I don't want to do what you had to do to get it.

    - anyone who is suffering is automatically a saint.

    - anyone who is poor is automatically a victim.

    - if it hurts my feelings it should be illegal.

    - I hate myself and my country for reasons I don't understand and can't explain.

    - "tolerance" means you must tolerate me but I will never tolerate you.

    - I believe in freedom of speech... except for if you disagree with me.

    - I have never had to fend for myself or earn what I have.

    - it feels cool to yell slogans and pretend I know what's going on.

    - I believe more rules and more government will always solve our problems.

    - other people should be forced to live the way I tell them to live and think the things I want them to think.

    - I know what's best for you and you don't.

    - I believe people should be required to make the right decision under threat of prosecution.

    - if conservatives do it it's oppressive fascism, if liberals do it it's enlightened progressivism.

    - I'm afraid of responsibility.

    - If you're successful and I'm not it's because of how evil you are, never because of how lazy or incompetent I am.
  2. Bison

    Bison
    11,741 posts
    Since Nov 2, 2004
  3. Risc_Terilia DarkLord of the Socialism

    Risc_Terilia
    12,221 posts
    Since Jun 17, 2002
    same
  4. parsley

    parsley
    6,591 posts
    Since Apr 25, 2004
    Me too. Most exciting thing I've done all day
  5. falsename

    falsename
    5,148 posts
    Since Oct 16, 2010
    agree
  6. paigalushus thought criminal

    paigalushus
    6,415 posts
    Since Jul 28, 2005
    :laughing:

    but seriously, that's why I hate most conservatives ...
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  7. neepheid Space Pirate

    neepheid
    5,250 posts
    Since Feb 28, 2012
    his other account was a lot funnier. :thumbdown
  8. Full Clip Audio www.EricRacy.com

    Full Clip Audio
    11,747 posts
    Since Jun 5, 2003
    Negged as well. Whether he thinks it's funny or not, there are a LOT of utter morons who believe that nonsense. Not believe as in formed the thoughts or made the observations themselves but as in they heard Rush and Hannity spout it enough times that they can repeat it verbatim.
  9. paigalushus thought criminal

    paigalushus
    6,415 posts
    Since Jul 28, 2005
    OMG every DOA user isn't a precious little individual snowflake

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    you all look the same to me

    :teeth:
  10. Andydextruss Something

    Andydextruss
    12,156 posts
    Since Feb 17, 2004
  11. vertex

    vertex
    8,516 posts
    Since Aug 13, 2001
    fully agree with OP:tea:
  12. CunningLinguist Unimatrix Zero

    CunningLinguist
    28,889 posts
    Since Apr 20, 2001
    I just want to see tits. D/C about other stuff thanks.
  13. vertex

    vertex
    8,516 posts
    Since Aug 13, 2001
    allright then
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  14. CunningLinguist Unimatrix Zero

    CunningLinguist
    28,889 posts
    Since Apr 20, 2001
    My vagina is going to have nightmares forever now. :fatty:
  15. paigalushus thought criminal

    paigalushus
    6,415 posts
    Since Jul 28, 2005
    I think your vagina already was

    :teeth:
  16. artificial knox

    artificial
    14,226 posts
    Since Aug 25, 2002
    I'm a centrist, because not every category should be bias toward a political 'side'. It should be evaluated individually with the responsibility of furthering society. You can have economic capitalism with socialism and you can have tough immigration laws while maintaining the rights of those legally in the country.
  17. Deadstareforlife

    Deadstareforlife
    3,776 posts
    Since May 28, 2008
    All well and good, but the problem comes when people actually identify with some place on the political spectrum, resulting in the caricature of the 'lefty' that the OP gives. Sadly there are people who just appropriate a political 'style' without ever attempting to critically reflect on issues, or come up with novel ways of framing problems (which, is precisely what a progressive left should be doing, if such a thing exists today).

    On the other hand, the OP fulfils the caricature of the reactionary goon with every post: a shit-flinging chimp whose intelligence is inversely proportionate to his neo-McCarthyite paranoia.
  18. Stu Diablo ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪

    Stu Diablo
    7,423 posts
    Since Jul 3, 2009
    Just put in the red neg. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

    Negger 4 life.
  19. el squiffo no pop, no style!

    el squiffo
    1,323 posts
    Since Jan 21, 2006
    repped, haterz gonna... etc
  20. Stu Diablo ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪

    Stu Diablo
    7,423 posts
    Since Jul 3, 2009
    Prckkk.

    You're hating the game.

    Negged.:mad:
  21. el squiffo no pop, no style!

    el squiffo
    1,323 posts
    Since Jan 21, 2006
    running the game son.:wink:
  22. luthatron \o/ Lord Wavey \o/

    luthatron
    42,225 posts
    Since Feb 3, 2004
  23. Zroocs

    Zroocs
    442 posts
    Since Apr 4, 2012
    The liberals made a religion without god from their creed and they fervent and blindly believe in it
  24. Attreyu The Traffic Controller

    Attreyu
    10,387 posts
    Since Mar 17, 2005
    Make that an american instead of liberal :teeth:
  25. parsley

    parsley
    6,591 posts
    Since Apr 25, 2004
    what's the dogma, what to the liberals believe?
  26. paigalushus thought criminal

    paigalushus
    6,415 posts
    Since Jul 28, 2005
    that right there is the problem...it shouldn't be dogma

    and bipartisanship is the work of the devil :teeth:
  27. robotone ___________

    robotone
    19,424 posts
    Since Apr 12, 2002
    this
  28. Full Clip Audio www.EricRacy.com

    Full Clip Audio
    11,747 posts
    Since Jun 5, 2003
    For the record, I listen to Rush almost every day so I am aware of exactly what the current talking points and dishonest claims are. The second I hear someone spouting that shit off, I know for an absolute fact that they are an utter moron who is incapable of critical thinking or forming a thought for themselves. It is endlessly amusing to hear idiot after idiot repeat the same shit over and over as if a deep and complex understanding of the issues has allowed them to arrive at their conclusions while the "libtards" are far too simple to see the light.

    I am actually glad there are these catch phrases and talking points because it is a giant, red flag waiving above their heads letting you know to that they are mouth breathing fail-tards.
  29. futilerecordings Misanthropic Anthropoid

    futilerecordings
    1,996 posts
    Since May 11, 2008
    This is why I stay off the "The Board"... "I hate Republicans!" "I hate them too!" Real compelling conversation... bunch of people all agreeing with eachother, and if anyone has a differing opinion, they get "negged". Well ya know what, if you really think the two so-called political parties in America are ACTUALLY different, then I feel terrible that you were born with such a mediocre mind. Look at the NDAA... you know who voted AGAINST it? A few guys on the extreme left (Al Franken, Bernie Sanders), and a few guys on the extreme right (Rand Paul, Jim DeMint). EVERYONE else voted for it.

    What about that whole Obama birth certificate? Anyone with half a brain can look at it and tell it's a fake (it's been proven). But do you REALLY think anyone could make it to the office of the POTUS without a legit BC? Don't you think the CIA could cook up a convincing BC if they REALLY wanted to? And why aren't the Republicans doing anything about it, if it is indeed fake? BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL ON THE SAME TEAM!!!! It's class warfare, divide and conquer. It was totally devised to get both sides all up in arms and at eachother's throats.

    Right: "Obama's a muslim, he ain't no citizen, he hates America!!"
    Left: "The evil white man/Republicans are trying to keep Obama down cuz they racist!!"

    Ya know what gets me about this stereotypical liberal point of view... It's the lack of personal responsibilty for EVERYTHING. It's always someone else's fault. And why the need to categorize yourself as one or the other... how bout just being a fucking human being!?!?

    Gay Marriage - Of course! Let anyone marry anyone, who cares?
    Abortion - It is what it is. I personally think it's wrong... I watched my son's heartbeat at 3 months, and I'll never forget that. That being said, I don't feel abortion should be illegal. And I think the Right is equally fucked up... pushing the anti-islamic propaganda to justify bombing a different nation every week.

    But all this entitlement bullshit is where the liberals are just plain wrong. I have no issues with helping those who CAN NOT help themselves. But here in America there are literally MILLIONS of women on welfare, having baby after baby with different men just to get that government check. They have all the resources in the world, yet they REFUSE to help themselves. And don't give me any bullshit about "They need free birth control and better sex ed programs". As you all say, "Bullocks!" Ever heard of pulling out!?!? Call me insensitive, but I have a MAJOR problem paying for those who simply don't want to work.

    I have a wife, 2 children, and 2 jobs. I've never taken a dime from the government, and I've been paying in to Social Security for 15 years, and I'll never see a penny of it. Adam Carolla did a rant, something like:

    Am I the only one who remembers the days when you saw Mr. Jenkins driving his Mercedes down the street, and your dad said to you "See that, Mr. Jenkins made something of himself. He started a business, worked his ass off, and now look... he's got a beautiful home and a nice car. You should admire that man". Now when that same Benz goes by it's "Why's he got a nice car and I don't? It's not fair that I make minimum wage at McDonalds and Dr. Jenkins runs a chemical engineering firm. It's not fair that I dropped out of high school and Dr. Jenkins got a scholarship".

    Whatever... everyone's entitled to their own opinion... Just have an open mind FFS, and stop playing in to their hand! That's my entire point... everyone feels the need to identify with some bogus political party, and most of those people don't have a clue what that party REALLY stands for.
  30. neepheid Space Pirate

    neepheid
    5,250 posts
    Since Feb 28, 2012
    so is everyone on here fucking bizarre now?

    stop smoking pot and deal with the real horrid reality you middleaged junglist spengs :tea: