hello you horrible bunch of reclusive cretins - you may remember me from the golden days when doa was actually good. This is something that blatantly needs to be posted on the internet cos it just freaked the shit out of me, and as I dont really post on forums anymore, I have resorted to telling it to you bunch of absolute wastes of human life. So I was out walking my dog around the local park - a big lake with a path around it, and a small island in the middle connected by two bridges. I was walking down the path that cuts through this little island, and to my left spotted a random soiled piece of paper, folded up. Being the nosey sort of cunt that I am, I opened it, hoping to read some creepy shit. Except I wasn't expecting it to actually be some creepy shit. It read along the lines of - my pain is too much to bare blah blah, then something weird about everyone living happily together in a 'wooden framed house', and mention of 'squirrel island' (the little island is frequented by a large squirrel population so that makes sense). It ended saying goodbye, followed by a few barely legible names. The most fucked up thing is the fact that next to where I found this note was a soiled soaking wet flannel (my dog wouldnt leave it alone), a small hole, and a toddlers shoe. Anyway I left the note (though I did think of taking it but thought it was pretty fucked up to steal someones suicide note). I came home and told my missus, who rapidly told her mother, who then told her I should phone the police. So I've phoned them to let them know (and yes I am slightly dubious about the fact my fingerpints are all over a suicide note). So yeah - wtf? Has someone murdered and buried a baby out there?? Is it some sort of elaborate hoax? Am I going to be implied in some sort of child-murder for foolishly fingering a fucking suicide note?? Is the toddlers shoe some sort of terrible coincidence? And just to drive me right over the brink, I happen to have had a couple of really fucked up dreams about that island (I walk my dog there practically every day), where some sort of demonic female entity is mentally tormenting me to leave - in the dream I run away scared every time. To make it more fucked up (to me - to you pieces of shit this is probably boring drivel), I was thinking about that dream just before I found the note.