Needing to go for a shit and realising you've run out of toilet paper depreciation

Apr 7, 2012 | Music Board

  1. Mickey Mouse McBellend

    Mickey Mouse

    Mickey Mouse McBellend

    2,104 posts
    Since May 30, 2002
    .. thread

    :thumbdown
  2. vertex

    vertex

    vertex

    8,513 posts
    Since Aug 13, 2001
    1. take socks off
    2. .......
    3. throw socks in the bin
  3. donk on it

    donk

    donk on it

    1,010 posts
    Since Jan 11, 2011
    man up and use the cardboard from the centre of the bog roll.
  4. [Screwhead]

    [Screwhead]

    [Screwhead]

    6,543 posts
    Since Apr 1, 2004
    You have a shower, right?
  5. Mickey Mouse McBellend

    Mickey Mouse

    Mickey Mouse McBellend

    2,104 posts
    Since May 30, 2002
    Used a combination of hand and old boxers followed by shampoo to cleanse hand.

    Toilet paper is so much better

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  6. NLB

    NLB

    NLB

    396 posts
    Since May 15, 2007
    Mid Loaf Crisis
  7. ToxicWaltz

    ToxicWaltz

    ToxicWaltz

    858 posts
    Since Aug 19, 2007
    What did you do then?
  8. jollycakes Reformed Troll

    jollycakes

    jollycakes Reformed Troll

    6,022 posts
    Since Oct 5, 2006
    :laughing:
  9. sleevles

    sleevles

    sleevles

    4,021 posts
    Since Mar 2, 2004
    Shower jobby :thumbup:
  10. overlook360 only human

    overlook360

    overlook360 only human

    3,793 posts
    Since Sep 5, 2008
    Got bogged down in the bog eh mate? Bad news, I'm really sorry that happened to you. :laughing:

    On a related note I had to clean shit-water off the floor last night after clogging up ye-old shitter.
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