Needing to go for a shit and realising you've run out of toilet paper depreciation

Apr 7, 2012

  1. Mickey Mouse McBellend

    Mickey Mouse
    2,102 posts
    Since May 30, 2002
    .. thread

    :thumbdown
  2. vertex

    vertex
    8,516 posts
    Since Aug 13, 2001
    1. take socks off
    2. .......
    3. throw socks in the bin
  3. donk on it

    donk
    978 posts
    Since Jan 11, 2011
    man up and use the cardboard from the centre of the bog roll.
  4. [Screwhead]

    [Screwhead]
    6,539 posts
    Since Apr 1, 2004
    You have a shower, right?
  5. Mickey Mouse McBellend

    Mickey Mouse
    2,102 posts
    Since May 30, 2002
    Used a combination of hand and old boxers followed by shampoo to cleanse hand.

    Toilet paper is so much better

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  6. NLB

    NLB
    396 posts
    Since May 15, 2007
    Mid Loaf Crisis
  7. ToxicWaltz

    ToxicWaltz
    859 posts
    Since Aug 19, 2007
    What did you do then?
  8. jollycakes Reformed Troll

    jollycakes
    6,022 posts
    Since Oct 5, 2006
    :laughing:
  9. sleevles Βanned

    sleevles
    4,018 posts
    Since Mar 2, 2004
    Shower jobby :thumbup:
  10. overlook360 only human

    overlook360
    3,783 posts
    Since Sep 5, 2008
    Got bogged down in the bog eh mate? Bad news, I'm really sorry that happened to you. :laughing:

    On a related note I had to clean shit-water off the floor last night after clogging up ye-old shitter.