Office Dogs

Sep 15, 2006

  1. SmoothGroover Crasher

    SmoothGroover
    19,195 posts
    Since Dec 10, 2003
    Post here if you are stuck in a fucking office in front of a shitty Dell fucking PC and want to be at home writing beats.


    :mad:



    :cry:




    I WANNA FUCKING BEER + A SPLIFF :beer:
  2. hipnotic

    hipnotic
    42,718 posts
    Since Dec 12, 2002
    yup.

    still, it could be worse. my boss is away, it's not like i'm actually working.
  3. king_louis The Jungle VIP

    king_louis
    11,018 posts
    Since May 15, 2004
    BOOZE. I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE
  4. b4rtosz

    b4rtosz
    813 posts
    Since Oct 15, 2005
    That's me!


    and yes a fucking black dell :puke:

    and the biggest problem is, nothing is going on in here, and I have absolutely NOTHING to work on!

    I even got dizzy from reading the interwebs all the time :cry:
  5. laurie

    laurie
    148 posts
    Since Mar 1, 2006
    Get work to buy you a laptop. I've got sx2, Kontakt 2 and 4 gigs of samples to play with during my working day.
  6. snoopy-g GSH

    snoopy-g
    236 posts
    Since Aug 5, 2005

    I just can't be arsed at work today...got a party tonight, I just want to start the proceedings right now :spliff::rolleyes2
  7. Mickey Tee The force is electric

    Mickey Tee
    4,364 posts
    Since Apr 29, 2002
    +1

    Me too

    I'm writing tonight though and 5 o'clock ain't far away

    Plus the rest of the weekend is pretty much unplanned, and I spent last night multi-sampling my Virus through my desk (again LOL), fucking with Kontakt2, playing with some new freeware (tape delay and a rhodes emulator :love:) and making some Pendulum-ish style beats (200Hz), and also found a ridiculously large snare a la Mystery Machine (Ed & Opt) to play with too


    Show me the way out of this office bruvs!

    :spliff:
  8. psitech Banned by DOA

    psitech
    10,752 posts
    Since Jan 13, 2005
    same here..

    oh! best thing about today was when my other boss pulled out her tits to breastfeed her newborn... yeah i know breastfeed, but tits ARE tits...


    dont be hatin' :mad: :teeth:
  9. m37h0d â˜_

    m37h0d
    1,256 posts
    Since Aug 6, 2005
    no i have an hp
  10. Mickey Tee The force is electric

    Mickey Tee
    4,364 posts
    Since Apr 29, 2002
    Pervo
  11. psitech Banned by DOA

    psitech
    10,752 posts
    Since Jan 13, 2005
    couldnt you install some programs at work for moments like this, then just take the projects back home?

    i got wavelab at work, so i can chop breaks, upload it and dl when i get to the studio:slayer: :twothumbs:
  12. psitech Banned by DOA

    psitech
    10,752 posts
    Since Jan 13, 2005
    :script:
  13. SmoothGroover Crasher

    SmoothGroover
    19,195 posts
    Since Dec 10, 2003

    Well deal with you first .....




    :ban:





    :teeth:



    And as for this...




    PIXORSTFU :thumbup:
  14. jhs badbwoiii

    jhs
    1,211 posts
    Since Jun 27, 2003
    damn you guys are already at work? i'm just now leaving.

    fuck life :burn:
  15. SmoothGroover Crasher

    SmoothGroover
    19,195 posts
    Since Dec 10, 2003

    Fixed :love:
  16. SmoothGroover Crasher

    SmoothGroover
    19,195 posts
    Since Dec 10, 2003


    <jealous>

    Yeah but your in Southern Cali :finger:


    </jealous>
  17. Mickey Tee The force is electric

    Mickey Tee
    4,364 posts
    Since Apr 29, 2002
    I suppose you're talking about Swedish breastfeeding after all...

    she's teh hotness?



    :teeth:
  18. Mickey Tee The force is electric

    Mickey Tee
    4,364 posts
    Since Apr 29, 2002
    The trouble is... they sound so good...








    :cry:
  19. psitech Banned by DOA

    psitech
    10,752 posts
    Since Jan 13, 2005


    :care: no can do!


    ...i have seen her ass too... god, i love me job:love:
  20. king_louis The Jungle VIP

    king_louis
    11,018 posts
    Since May 15, 2004
    [​IMG]

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  21. SmoothGroover Crasher

    SmoothGroover
    19,195 posts
    Since Dec 10, 2003


    :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
  22. psitech Banned by DOA

    psitech
    10,752 posts
    Since Jan 13, 2005
    did you layer a kick under teh snare? :teeth:
  23. SmoothGroover Crasher

    SmoothGroover
    19,195 posts
    Since Dec 10, 2003

    :ana: :ana: :ana: :ana: :ana: :ana: :ana: :ana:






    but





    :care:





    ITS A SNARE NOT A FUCKING KICK DRUM :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:
  24. Mickey Tee The force is electric

    Mickey Tee
    4,364 posts
    Since Apr 29, 2002

    LOL

    Trust me - there aren't many women whose asses you'd want to see in my office

    :thumbdown
  25. Mickey Tee The force is electric

    Mickey Tee
    4,364 posts
    Since Apr 29, 2002
    LOLOLOL

    Long memory you've got!


    LOL

    Ps. No!
  26. SmoothGroover Crasher

    SmoothGroover
    19,195 posts
    Since Dec 10, 2003

    :blue:
  27. Mickey Tee The force is electric

    Mickey Tee
    4,364 posts
    Since Apr 29, 2002

    Was going to layer an amen in too...












    :teeth:
  28. Mickey Tee The force is electric

    Mickey Tee
    4,364 posts
    Since Apr 29, 2002
    There's a handful of fitters though, so it ain't all doom and gloom
  29. king_louis The Jungle VIP

    king_louis
    11,018 posts
    Since May 15, 2004
    :clap:

    Kick under every hit of all four bars of the amen or STFU Micko:teeth: