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May 26, 2010
eBay ticket touts
Electric hand dryers (except the Dyson ones)
What's the fucking point, I'm still going to wipe my hands on my jeans after putting them under there.
those dyson ones are totally awwwwthhome
Bothering to cook proper food, but said food being far too hot to eat when you're proper lean.
Cunts that stop walking down escalators when they get near the bottom and just stand there like a fucking lemon
That Asda sometimes sell Milka and then they don't. Fucking arseholes.
When you stand on the right of the escalator not walking up/down, you get to where it goes flat and still don't walk, the cunt behind you tuts at you. If you want to fucking walk on it go on the left like everyone else you cunt. I can stand here all I like until I walk off it.
Orange for giving me a shoddy mobile internet service that is not fit for purpose
when people leave empty packaging in the fridge/cupboard
people who only remember to get their ticket/oyster card out at the barrier, blocking it for everyone else. YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING FFS, HAVE IT AT THE READY
could be here a while.
The shit bus service I take to work.
My stupid boss
The fact that this place is mostly women (stupid women at that)
How you get 3 days of blazing hot sun then the weather goes to crap
How the driver never even looks at my bus ticket to or from work, yet the day I don't realize its out of date the twat looks at it.
The acting MD who in a meeting last week said something is happening but cant say what, there will be an announcement next month. (Just don't say anything you pompous twat)
People who put a k on the end of thing eg somethink. Since when was it somethink for fuck sake.
The fact I cant type N and G around the correct way ever.
I could go on all day tbh. What a grumpy fucker I am.
Street corners, zebra crossings, dog poo, gays, the unemployed.
> shirts/long sleeved tops with those annoying buttons half way up the sleeve and little tabs/flabs inside the arm so you can button up your rolled up shirt sleeve. FUCK OFF, I CAN JUST ROLL IT UP WITHOUT THE AID OF A BUTTON THANKS
> fat people. im not talking podgy/middle age spread etc, im talking really fat people. i have nothing but disdain and contempt for them. eat less and do some exercise you fucking fat cunt. really fat young kids even more so, although im just enraged by their parents
That shit fashion that is essentially a jumper with the top bit of a shirt/t-shirt sewed into it, so it looks like you're wearing a jumper and shirt but you're cleverly not.
Not being able to find jeans that fit.
online shopping and they send you the wrong fucking thing
wow, I was not aware such monstrosities existed :ana:
Who the fuck invented that shit.
"Why you look a little warm mate, why not take off your jumper?" "Oh I can't, its a fake shirt stitched to the jumper". FUCK OFF!!!!
> the amount of buses in oxford city centre. 2 companies with buses running pretty much identical routes and at all times other than 7-9am & 4-6pm they're pretty much empty. pointless, bad for the environment and they clog up the centre making it a noisy smelly mess. same goes, even more so in fact, with the coaches to london.
You fat bastard?
yes, plus so many of them follow another bus around for most of the day. What is the point in that. There are not enough people for one let alone 2.
The way cardigans suddenly seem to be in fashion.
Reading about people abusing the benefits system.
The way iTunes will let me just add a load of stuff to my iTunes on my laptop and transfer to my iPhone, but won't when i hook my girlfriend's up.
The shit mobile internet service for Vodafone in East Oxford.
My best friends in the entire world ahving a completely different taste in music to me.
Katie fucking Price.
Kerry cunting Katona.
The amalgamation of hiphop, rnb and electro that is storming the charts these days. Awful.
N-Dubz, particularly that Dappy cunt.
The recent rise in prices for CDJs in the last year or so.
Constant narcissistic Facebook status updates. Die.
Exactly. I've never understood why we have 2 different bus companies in Oxford running the same routes. They're also a nightmare if you're a cyclist, you constantly get a mouthful of exhaust clunge.