So I just tried to boil some eggs in the kettle

Apr 7, 2012 | Music Board

  1. blaze dis one Registered Loser

    blaze dis one

    blaze dis one Registered Loser

    3,736 posts
    Since Jul 6, 2002
    Bad move

    One must have broken mid-boil :cry:

    Kettle is now eggified :thumbdown:

    Discuss
  2. Raze

    Raze

    Raze

    836 posts
    Since Aug 30, 2011
    i made pasta in a kettle one day.
  3. Stu Diablo Bonjour les belles dames

    Stu Diablo

    Stu Diablo Bonjour les belles dames

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    Since Jul 3, 2009
  4. blaze dis one Registered Loser

    blaze dis one

    blaze dis one Registered Loser

    3,736 posts
    Since Jul 6, 2002
    lol

    in my defense the kitchen is a building site at the moment and no cooker so it really was desperate measures

    + had it on good authority it was a good method :mad:
  5. QU3ST fack orf naieee

    QU3ST

    QU3ST fack orf naieee

    7,544 posts
    Since Aug 5, 2004
    You doughnut, obviously the egg will smack against the element & break. Lol
  6. Benjamin Dover ←~(o `▽´ )oΨ

    Benjamin Dover

    Benjamin Dover ←~(o `▽´ )oΨ

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    Since Jan 26, 2012
    it's nothing to get egg-xited about
  7. soundsurfer the future! the future!

    soundsurfer

    soundsurfer the future! the future!

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    Since Nov 12, 2004
    time to shell out for a new one
  8. bennytwohats

    bennytwohats

    bennytwohats

    3,001 posts
    Since Jul 15, 2008
    You must be yolking!
  9. QU3ST fack orf naieee

    QU3ST

    QU3ST fack orf naieee

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    Since Aug 5, 2004
  10. Mickey Mouse McBellend

    Mickey Mouse

    Mickey Mouse McBellend

    2,104 posts
    Since May 30, 2002
    Bet your kettle feels a bit negg-legg-ted now
  11. bennytwohats

    bennytwohats

    bennytwohats

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    Since Jul 15, 2008
    Better hatch a plan to get a new kettle
  12. jollycakes Reformed Troll

    jollycakes

    jollycakes Reformed Troll

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    You must be feeling a bit of a cock
  13. QU3ST fack orf naieee

    QU3ST

    QU3ST fack orf naieee

    7,544 posts
    Since Aug 5, 2004
    You'll have to shell out for a new kettle
  14. barryon Fiddely Dee. Rumpity Doo.

    barryon

    barryon Fiddely Dee. Rumpity Doo.

    4,086 posts
    Since Dec 9, 2008
    Cracking story. I don't mean to poach fun but what eggsactly happened?
  15. ewan_kerr

    ewan_kerr

    ewan_kerr

    6,141 posts
    Since Nov 4, 2006
    yup sounds like its fried
  16. blaze dis one Registered Loser

    blaze dis one

    blaze dis one Registered Loser

    3,736 posts
    Since Jul 6, 2002
    omletting you know this isn't funny guys
  17. jollycakes Reformed Troll

    jollycakes

    jollycakes Reformed Troll

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    Did you shout "Fuck a duck"
  18. paigalushus thought criminal

    paigalushus

    paigalushus thought criminal

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    HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!

    :mad:
  19. jollycakes Reformed Troll

    jollycakes

    jollycakes Reformed Troll

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    Don't cook your goose calm down
  20. Junglepuss Unregistered User

    Junglepuss

    Junglepuss Unregistered User

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    Since Sep 28, 2001
    Well that wisecrack move has left egg on your face.
  21. Benjamin Dover ←~(o `▽´ )oΨ

    Benjamin Dover

    Benjamin Dover ←~(o `▽´ )oΨ

    799 posts
    Since Jan 26, 2012
    it took some huevos to speak about the matter
  22. jollycakes Reformed Troll

    jollycakes

    jollycakes Reformed Troll

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    This isn't ova
  23. paigalushus thought criminal

    paigalushus

    paigalushus thought criminal

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    Since Jul 28, 2005
    DOA, come for the drum and bass, stay for the puns :teeth:
  24. a_5mith 35hz

    a_5mith

    a_5mith 35hz

    8,600 posts
    Since May 23, 2008
    egg-zactly... :mad:

    Some of these puns are a completely different kettle of fish to mine.
  25. Re Turn

    Re Turn

    Re Turn

    312 posts
    Since Dec 27, 2010
    You need a new kettle .........

    Period :teeth:
  26. a_5mith 35hz

    a_5mith

    a_5mith 35hz

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    Since May 23, 2008
    You chicken shit, where's the pun? E::teeth:
  27. joemaki

    joemaki

    joemaki

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    Since May 15, 2010
    diddnt you realize you were gonna get egg of your face when you decided to post it. Also that it would boil way out of poportion
  28. Paul A. Magnet "A friend to all is a friend to none." (Aristotle)

    Paul A. Magnet

    Paul A. Magnet "A friend to all is a friend to none." (Aristotle)

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    Since Oct 14, 2007
  29. Wut? ♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭

    Wut?

    Wut? ♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭

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    Since Nov 26, 2010
    dnb fan disappointed by early release of new albumen
  30. Wozowski Not an ordinary shop!

    Wozowski

    Wozowski Not an ordinary shop!

    21,006 posts
    Since Aug 18, 2004
    Perfect boiled egg: Cover egg in cold water in a saucepan (not a kettle :smashed:) and heat water until it boils. Turn of heat to saucepan and let the egg stand in the hot water for 6 minutes. Done.
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