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Apr 7, 2012
One must have broken mid-boil :cry:
Kettle is now eggified :thumbdown:
i made pasta in a kettle one day.
in my defense the kitchen is a building site at the moment and no cooker so it really was desperate measures
+ had it on good authority it was a good method
You doughnut, obviously the egg will smack against the element & break. Lol
it's nothing to get egg-xited about
time to shell out for a new one
You must be yolking!
You must be yolking?
Bet your kettle feels a bit negg-legg-ted now
Better hatch a plan to get a new kettle
You must be feeling a bit of a cock
You'll have to shell out for a new kettle
Cracking story. I don't mean to poach fun but what eggsactly happened?
yup sounds like its fried
omletting you know this isn't funny guys
Did you shout "Fuck a duck"
HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!
Don't cook your goose calm down
Well that wisecrack move has left egg on your face.
it took some huevos to speak about the matter
This isn't ova
DOA, come for the drum and bass, stay for the puns
Some of these puns are a completely different kettle of fish to mine.
You need a new kettle .........
You chicken shit, where's the pun? E:
diddnt you realize you were gonna get egg of your face when you decided to post it. Also that it would boil way out of poportion
dnb fan disappointed by early release of new albumen
Perfect boiled egg: Cover egg in cold water in a saucepan (not a kettle ) and heat water until it boils. Turn of heat to saucepan and let the egg stand in the hot water for 6 minutes. Done.