So I just tried to boil some eggs in the kettle

Apr 7, 2012

  1. blaze dis one Registered Loser

    blaze dis one
    3,562 posts
    Since Jul 6, 2002
    Bad move

    One must have broken mid-boil :cry:

    Kettle is now eggified :thumbdown:

    Discuss
  2. you know what?

    you know what?
    526 posts
    Since Aug 30, 2011
    i made pasta in a kettle one day.
  3. Stu Diablo ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪

    Stu Diablo
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    Since Jul 3, 2009
  4. blaze dis one Registered Loser

    blaze dis one
    3,562 posts
    Since Jul 6, 2002
    lol

    in my defense the kitchen is a building site at the moment and no cooker so it really was desperate measures

    + had it on good authority it was a good method :mad:
  5. QU3ST fack orf naieee

    QU3ST
    7,262 posts
    Since Aug 5, 2004
    You doughnut, obviously the egg will smack against the element & break. Lol
  6. Benjamin Dover All U Need Is Berryz

    Benjamin Dover
    587 posts
    Since Jan 26, 2012
    it's nothing to get egg-xited about
  7. soundsurfer the future! the future!

    soundsurfer
    12,461 posts
    Since Nov 12, 2004
    time to shell out for a new one
  8. bennytwohats

    bennytwohats
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    You must be yolking!
  9. QU3ST fack orf naieee

    QU3ST
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  10. Mickey Mouse McBellend

    Mickey Mouse
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    Since May 30, 2002
    Bet your kettle feels a bit negg-legg-ted now
  11. bennytwohats

    bennytwohats
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    Since Jul 15, 2008
    Better hatch a plan to get a new kettle
  12. jollycakes Reformed Troll

    jollycakes
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    You must be feeling a bit of a cock
  13. QU3ST fack orf naieee

    QU3ST
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    Since Aug 5, 2004
    You'll have to shell out for a new kettle
  14. barryon Fiddely Dee. Rumpity Doo.

    barryon
    4,051 posts
    Since Dec 9, 2008
    Cracking story. I don't mean to poach fun but what eggsactly happened?
  15. ewan_kerr problem child

    ewan_kerr
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    Since Nov 4, 2006
    yup sounds like its fried
  16. blaze dis one Registered Loser

    blaze dis one
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    Since Jul 6, 2002
    omletting you know this isn't funny guys
  17. jollycakes Reformed Troll

    jollycakes
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    Did you shout "Fuck a duck"
  18. paigalushus thought criminal

    paigalushus
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    Since Jul 28, 2005
    HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!

    :mad:
  19. jollycakes Reformed Troll

    jollycakes
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    Since Oct 5, 2006
    Don't cook your goose calm down
  20. Junglepuss Unregistered User

    Junglepuss
    734 posts
    Since Sep 28, 2001
    Well that wisecrack move has left egg on your face.
  21. Benjamin Dover All U Need Is Berryz

    Benjamin Dover
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    Since Jan 26, 2012
    it took some huevos to speak about the matter
  22. jollycakes Reformed Troll

    jollycakes
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    This isn't ova
  23. paigalushus thought criminal

    paigalushus
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    DOA, come for the drum and bass, stay for the puns :teeth:
  24. a_5mith Official DOA Emberist #4

    a_5mith
    8,515 posts
    Since May 23, 2008
    egg-zactly... :mad:

    Some of these puns are a completely different kettle of fish to mine.
  25. Re Turn

    Re Turn
    312 posts
    Since Dec 27, 2010
    You need a new kettle .........

    Period :teeth:
  26. a_5mith Official DOA Emberist #4

    a_5mith
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    Since May 23, 2008
    You chicken shit, where's the pun? E::teeth:
  27. joemaki

    joemaki
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    Since May 15, 2010
    diddnt you realize you were gonna get egg of your face when you decided to post it. Also that it would boil way out of poportion
  28. Paul A. Magnet Dannyjel

    Paul A. Magnet
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  29. Wut? Crescent Fresh ♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭

    Wut?
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    dnb fan disappointed by early release of new albumen
  30. Wozowski Modernator

    Wozowski
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    Since Aug 18, 2004
    Perfect boiled egg: Cover egg in cold water in a saucepan (not a kettle :smashed:) and heat water until it boils. Turn of heat to saucepan and let the egg stand in the hot water for 6 minutes. Done.