why are women so fucking stupid sometimes?

May 25, 2010

  1. Havok [& Disorder] .:organised noize:.

    Havok [& Disorder]
    157 posts
    Since Jul 15, 2008
    long story short...

    my missus was on my laptop, spills beer. From my angle it looked like it nearly went on my lappy (I dj and make tunes on it so its my life!)
    It didnt but she kicks off for me having a go at her when Im trying to say "sorry, I was wrong". Then spend 10 minutes trying to say that, every time I said two words she'd fucking interrupt. Saying she had heard what I said, she then has a go at me for kickin off at her(??) so I explain again, calmly and clearly. This pisses her off even more till she suddenly goes mad, slappin her own face and punchin her head????

    didnt even have to smack my bitch up, she did it for me!

    WTF is up with some women???

    [HVK]
  2. terra.firma

    terra.firma
    3,218 posts
    Since Mar 9, 2004
    that's no excuse not to.
  3. Robbo Delicious

    Robbo Delicious
    22,830 posts
    Since Apr 12, 2006
    Sounded like most nights at my place until i got to this part:

  4. niddle

    niddle
    13,734 posts
    Since Oct 30, 2005
  5. HiDef HorrorCunt

    HiDef
    1,382 posts
    Since Jul 14, 2009
    [​IMG] obviously
  6. Havok [& Disorder] .:organised noize:.

    Havok [& Disorder]
    157 posts
    Since Jul 15, 2008
    [​IMG]

    :teeth:

    [HVK]
  7. carbine Banned by DOA

    carbine
    1,433 posts
    Since Jan 23, 2003
    she was right and you were wrong.
  8. Havok [& Disorder] .:organised noize:.

    Havok [& Disorder]
    157 posts
    Since Jul 15, 2008
    yet she ended up with the bruises....who wins?!?

    [HVK]
  9. t.e.c

    t.e.c
    4,104 posts
    Since Aug 23, 2001
  10. LiamJ

    LiamJ
    7,965 posts
    Since Apr 1, 2006
  11. Disruptor

    Disruptor
    735 posts
    Since Jan 12, 2010
    Women are stupid SOMETIMES?
  12. C H R O N I C Morally Abhorrent

    C H R O N I C
    8,114 posts
    Since Oct 6, 2004
    :script:

    When they are in THAT mode you just shut your mouth and let them think they are right, intelligent, etc. :thumbup: :teeth:
  13. touche louche

    touche
    4,017 posts
    Since Aug 30, 2002
    it depends how you had a go at her i guess.
  14. 2turntables ♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭♫♪♫♩♬♭

    2turntables
    14,922 posts
    Since Dec 6, 2005
    she sounds like a lunatic mate. leave whilst you still have a chance
  15. [Screwhead]

    [Screwhead]
    6,539 posts
    Since Apr 1, 2004
    sometimes? :confused:

    You need to give her a two-piece and a biscuit and remind her who wears the pants in the house imo.
  16. troubled child

    troubled child
    894 posts
    Since Nov 11, 2009
    :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
  17. TWO THAI only a tenner!

    TWO THAI
    2,879 posts
    Since Dec 27, 2007
    man does something wrong
    woman screams at man
    man says sorry

    woman does something wrong
    man screams at woman
    woman screams at man
    man says sorry
  18. phil default 0101

    phil default
    196 posts
    Since Jul 12, 2007
    :script: :script: :script: :script: :script:

    i had one them of them last night. she asks me when i'm next working; i explain i should be working wednesday but i have an exam thursday and its pretty fucking important i revise for it, so i pulled out of working - she then starts the whole pissy naggy snappy talk "why the fuck would you do that, your so dumb, they're never going to let you work there again" etc. i got pissed, told her where to shove it, that i can make my own decisions.

    spent the whole of last night arguing about this, then overlsept today and don't feel much like revising as i'm so pissed off! :thumbup:
  19. Essio Inna Shell

    Essio
    361 posts
    Since Oct 6, 2009
    She's cheating on you



    [HVK]
  20. sideboob

    sideboob
    1,872 posts
    Since Jun 10, 2007
    here's where you went wrong mate....

    [​IMG]
  21. exp_cj

    exp_cj
    4,313 posts
    Since May 13, 2003
    So many times I see my woman about to break something. After 10 years i've learned that you just have to let them fucking break it and you're not even allowed to say it's a shame.
  22. CLAUDE601

    CLAUDE601
    18,135 posts
    Since Jun 27, 2006
    :laughing:
  23. frontloader The Return of Chandu

    frontloader
    9,190 posts
    Since Jan 5, 2002
    basically women evolved less.
  24. tyranny AKA EXECUTIVE STEVE

    tyranny
    18,957 posts
    Since Apr 24, 2002
    You DJ on a laptop, lol.
  25. barryon Fiddely Dee. Rumpity Doo.

    barryon
    4,051 posts
    Since Dec 9, 2008
    The woman feels anger about this by the sounds of it. Needs to get herself a "real" man! :teeth:
  26. Roachie Official DOA Emberist #3

    Roachie
    5,670 posts
    Since Mar 10, 2008
  27. bosha Banned by DOA

    bosha
    5,415 posts
    Since Oct 23, 2003
    my missus kicked off last night because i refused to do the washing up until today.

    result: i threw a spatula on the floor and i'm boycotting all further washing up until she realises it's wrong to kick off about stupid bullshit
  28. vhanna lack of clarity

    vhanna
    2,212 posts
    Since Apr 16, 2007
    Yeah, in my experience, women don't apologise.

    I think it's something to do with fragile self-esteem.
  29. bosha Banned by DOA

    bosha
    5,415 posts
    Since Oct 23, 2003
    and being fundaMENTALLY flawed.
  30. khoma

    khoma
    25,669 posts
    Since Oct 24, 2004
    run for the hills